Who is wise: Me or Policemen?

One Day When I Was Coming Back From A Night Party Invited By My Friend Akpabioshun, It Was Very Late That Day [1:00am], On My Way Home With My Car, I Fully Know That I Will Be Stopped By Policemen At Their Notorious Checkpoint Closed To That Place, Getting Close To Them, Though Am Scared, My Heart Is Knocking As If My Car Engine Is Having A Problem, And I Dont Know What May Happen Next Till I Found Out One Plan In My Mind With All Fears Inside It, And Decided To Give It A Try And If It Did Not Work, All Blames Will Be To My Grave.
I Roll Down The Glass Of My Car And Start Screaming;

Me: Help!!! Oficers Please Help!!! Help Oh!!!
Policeman: Oga Shut Up, Why Are You Screaming?
Me: Armed Robbers Are Chasing Me With Their Heavy Guns And Mighty Bomb, Please Officer Help Me Oh.

Few Second I Could See All The Policemen Jumping In To The Nearest Hiding Place Inside Bush. And I Droved Off My Car And Keep On Laughing Till I Notice That All That Happened Was A Dream.