Expensive Jokes: How To Cross Road In Nigeria

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Top Expensive Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

* HOW TO CROSS ROAD SAFELY IN NAIJA


Look right & left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid Stray/Straight bullet.......
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Why I Love Nigeria - Expensive Jokes


Oya, make I make u laugh small. A Nigerian, an American and a German boarded a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea satan came out and said to them: "I want you to drop something into the sea, if i find it you die,but if i don't,you live". The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea, satan dived into the sea and came up with the button. ''see!'' he said and killed the American. The German threw a pin into the sea, satan dived and came out with the pin. ''See!'' he said and killed the German. The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the content into the sea holding back the sachet. He said to Satan, ''Oya begin find water inside water...Idiot''...Proud 2 b a Nigerian jare...Even the devil dey bow 4 us.

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